Smiths chat-up lines?

[Cracked Pleasures]

Despite the Smiths being labelled by some as highly depressing, the music does contain lot of romance. The whole idea of There Is A Light... for example is highly romantic IMO, despite the macabre touch. In fact, when thinking of it, some lines from Smiths classics make excellent chat-up lines...


Give in to lust, give up to lust, heaven knows we'll soon be dust

To die by your say would be a pleasure and privilege

Send me the pillow, the one that you dream on, and I'll send you mine

Let me put my hands on your mammary glands

If there's something you'd like to try, ask me, I won't say no. How could I?

I am human and I need to be loved, just like anybody else does


Romantic, poetic, yet a bit bizarre and mysterious, sometimes with a little humoristic touch... It may just surprise her enough to make it work!

[stanyewest]

<!--quoteo--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->To die by your say would be a pleasure and privilege<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->Wrote a letter to a girl with that on once.

<!--quoteo--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->Let me put my hands on your mammary glands<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->Never used that though

[Chorlton_Ruffian]

"Fifteen minutes with you
Well, I wouldn't say no"

[Shakespeare's Sister]

Kiss My Shades B)

The sun shines out of out behinds

I dreamt about you last night
And I fell out of bed twice
You can pin and mount me like a butterfly
But "take me to the haven of your bed"

And when the moon begins to shine
I can see that you are mine

[sonandheir]

Oh, your untouched, unsoiled, wonderous eyes
My life down I shall lie

And when darknesss lifts and the room is bright
I'll still be by your side
For you are all that matters
And I'll love you to till the day I die

No, it's not like any other love
This one is different - because it's us

I'd leap in front of a flying bullet for you

But you won't change the way I feel
'Cause I love you

I won't share you

I'm not sure if you can consider all of them chat-up lines, but they are romantic ... ;)

[stanyewest]

They are all beautiful words, some sort of macabre, some possesive but all romantic, Moz truly did understand the totality of love.

[Cracked Pleasures]

[stanyewest]

<!--quoteo--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->That's the essential part of love, isn't it? Feeling privileged to be with a person that you consider unique, feeling your love is different because you're with a unique person.<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->-THanks for that never before did I comprehend why those lines meant so much to me.

[Miserable Liar]

[Cracked Pleasures]

[stanyewest]

<!--quoteo--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->"I've got explosive eggs between me legs, can you save me?"<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->-Is it not kegs between my legs, I'm prepared to be wrong on this one though.

[Rodchenko]

[elko]

[the_queen_is_dead]

[stanyewest]