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Strangeways • View topic - Smiths chat-up lines?

Smiths chat-up lines?

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Postby Cracked Pleasures » Sat Apr 22, 2006 6:59 pm

Despite the Smiths being labelled by some as highly depressing, the music does contain lot of romance. The whole idea of There Is A Light... for example is highly romantic IMO, despite the macabre touch. In fact, when thinking of it, some lines from Smiths classics make excellent chat-up lines...


Give in to lust, give up to lust, heaven knows we'll soon be dust

To die by your say would be a pleasure and privilege

Send me the pillow, the one that you dream on, and I'll send you mine

Let me put my hands on your mammary glands

If there's something you'd like to try, ask me, I won't say no. How could I?

I am human and I need to be loved, just like anybody else does


Romantic, poetic, yet a bit bizarre and mysterious, sometimes with a little humoristic touch... It may just surprise her enough to make it work! :D
Keep it flaming your desire, always rising higher - Aim for stars and hit the sky
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Postby stanyewest » Sat Apr 22, 2006 9:39 pm

<!--quoteo--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->To die by your say would be a pleasure and privilege<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->Wrote a letter to a girl with that on once.

<!--quoteo--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->Let me put my hands on your mammary glands<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->Never used that though
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Postby Chorlton_Ruffian » Sat Apr 22, 2006 9:45 pm

"Fifteen minutes with you
Well, I wouldn't say no"
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Postby Shakespeare's Sister » Sun Apr 23, 2006 4:40 am

Kiss My Shades B)

The sun shines out of out behinds

I dreamt about you last night
And I fell out of bed twice
You can pin and mount me like a butterfly
But "take me to the haven of your bed"


And when the moon begins to shine
I can see that you are mine
<!--coloro:#FF0000--><span style="color:#FF0000"><!--/coloro--><!--sizeo:2--><span style="font-size:10pt;line-height:100%"><!--/sizeo-->Well I'm not listening no more<!--sizec--></span><!--/sizec--><!--colorc--></span><!--/colorc-->
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Postby sonandheir » Sun Apr 23, 2006 11:27 am

Oh, your untouched, unsoiled, wonderous eyes
My life down I shall lie


And when darknesss lifts and the room is bright
I'll still be by your side
For you are all that matters
And I'll love you to till the day I die

No, it's not like any other love
This one is different - because it's us


I'd leap in front of a flying bullet for you

But you won't change the way I feel
'Cause I love you


I won't share you


I'm not sure if you can consider all of them chat-up lines, but they are romantic ... :P;)
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Postby stanyewest » Sun Apr 23, 2006 1:41 pm

They are all beautiful words, some sort of macabre, some possesive but all romantic, Moz truly did understand the totality of love.
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Postby Cracked Pleasures » Sun Apr 23, 2006 2:51 pm

Keep it flaming your desire, always rising higher - Aim for stars and hit the sky
(Echo & The Bunnymen - Evergreen, 1996)

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Postby stanyewest » Sun Apr 23, 2006 6:34 pm

<!--quoteo--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->That's the essential part of love, isn't it? Feeling privileged to be with a person that you consider unique, feeling your love is different because you're with a unique person.<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->-THanks for that never before did I comprehend why those lines meant so much to me.
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Postby Miserable Liar » Sun Apr 23, 2006 6:48 pm

You're gonna kill me, is that your plan?
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Postby Cracked Pleasures » Sun Apr 23, 2006 7:03 pm

Keep it flaming your desire, always rising higher - Aim for stars and hit the sky
(Echo & The Bunnymen - Evergreen, 1996)

Capital punishment = murder

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Postby stanyewest » Sun Apr 23, 2006 10:04 pm

<!--quoteo--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->"I've got explosive eggs between me legs, can you save me?"<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->-Is it not kegs between my legs, I'm prepared to be wrong on this one though.
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Postby Rodchenko » Mon Apr 24, 2006 3:13 pm

<!--fonto:Century Gothic--><span style="font-family:Century Gothic"><!--/fonto-->Are You Loathsome Tonight?
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Postby elko » Mon Apr 24, 2006 3:17 pm

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Postby the_queen_is_dead » Mon Apr 24, 2006 6:19 pm

I'm breaking through, I'm bending spoons
I'm keeping flowers in full bloom.
I'm looking for answers from the great beyond
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Postby stanyewest » Mon Apr 24, 2006 10:07 pm

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