"The Headmaster ritual" ended in tears
"Rusholme Ruffians", you are not welcome
They all say "I want the one I can't have"
"What she said" was that
"That joke isn't funny anymore" she said
"How soon is now?" I don't know, you ask
Guessing we're getting "Nowhere Fast"
"Well I wonder", could it have been better?
"Barbarism begins at home" you say, are you mad?
You died on the floor and shouted with your last breath "Meat is Murder"!